OMG. OMGOMG. Some people are soooo twisted. It's coming to me, wait ... Fedchairslash: Alan Greenspan/Paul Volcker. *gasps* Goldmansachslash: Hank Paulson/Bob Zoellick. No, sorry, that's just too twisted. Hank Paulson/Josh Bolten. Yes! *fistpump* Also, notice that the White House's preferred terminology for the bailout is 'rescue plan': heroics, with a healthy dash of hurt/comfort. All kinds of possibilities here.