In which I am made of epic fail

[fictional]

So. If you looked up procrastination in the dictionary, you would NOT therein find a picture of me, because I would've thought, eh, tomorrow's soon enough to send it in, no?

*headdesk*

I have vowed to not sleep before finishing this paper. It is on Doctor Who. WHY CAN I NOT CONCENTRATE FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES AT A TIME? WHY???

In the last two days, I have a) not done anything fun, and b) also not done anything productive. I have, however, read the ridiculous lj comms about lifestyle master/slaves, read the NY Times, written some fanfic, read the Guardian, read post secret, refreshed LJ 14 squintillion times, drank a whole lot of red bull.

My life is so glamorous.

Comfort me with apples. Or you know, encouragement.

I beg of you.

...Maybe I should take a bath.

Comments

[lolliejean.livejournal.com]

I have many MANY days like this. Sometimes I get bathed and dressed around three and then by about seven I'm ready to get back in my comfies. I spend a bunch of time making lists in my head about what I should do and then I don't do them. I am The Dude (ette).

Here's the encouragement part:

You work better under pressure. When it comes down to the wire you can churn out that paper and it will be awesome because all the neurons in your brain will be fired up on red bull and OMG DEADLINE panic. Go baby go! See? You feel better now don't you. Reward yourself with a little more slacking before getting started. ; P

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

You are an incitement to all kinds of bad, awesome behaviour and I love it. *grin*

I never actually got out of my pajamas today. They are red and green. Daniel has been calling me the Christmas Gnome.

[lolliejean.livejournal.com]

Gnomes are good. I want one for my yard. Since you're not really doing anything would you like to come over and stand around in my garden? Sort of like one of those living nativity things only it's gnomes.

Gnomes gnomes gnomes. Such a fun word. hahaha

ps ~ I loaned my next door neighbor's 16 y/o daughter Anansi Boys, Coraline and Stardust and now she thinks I am the coolest old person EVAR. And you were the one who told me to read Stardust. : )

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

YAY! The Gaiman virus is spread. My work here is done. *hugesillygrin*

I would love to stand in your garden. You could buy me accessories from home depot. And a silly hat.

Gnomes are cool. Also their little known cousins, the Pnomes. And the Mnomes.

[lolliejean.livejournal.com]

bwaaahhaahahah

Oh good grief, forget about that silly school paper! I no nothing of pnomes and mnomes. You must tell me their secret stories as you stand in gnomelike splendor in my garden. Hurry! Halloween is almost here and we need to decide on your costume. A gnome for all seasons. Ghost gnome! Pilgrim Gnome! Santa Gnome!