This will be of interest to all 3.5 members of my flist who are watching Supernatural but...

[fictional]

D. and I were emailing back and forth regarding the Colt. [He has a bunny regarding Samuel Colt, and Yellow Eyes/Azazel... which I am desperately trying to convince him to actually write.]

So we then have the following exchange:

hofnarr: It says, "Enoch portrays Azazel as responsible for teaching people to make weapons and cosmetics, for which he was cast out of heaven."
[redacted because he might actually write the thing!]
kalichan: Dude, that's awesome. It's like it's REALLY TRUE.
*has inappropriate visual of Yellow Eyes teaching Sam to put on makeup*
But seriously, that is freaking cool.
hofnarr: *laughs* THAT'S WHAT HE'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT!!! OMG!!!
Ruby keeps making him put on makeup and jewelery to get in touch with his powers!!!
OMG!!
kalichan:*dies laughing* Seriously that is so wrong, I don't even know what to do with myself.

Sam: Ruby, I just.. I just can't do it anymore. If Dean could see me...
Ruby: Oh come on, Sam. Is it because it's wrong? Doesn't that just turn you on?
Sam: What? No! No!
Ruby: *approaching with lipstick as Sam shrinks away* Don't fight me. You know you want it.

hofnarr: You need to write this right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.


I would just like to say that I love my life.

Comments

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

"Sam, blue eye shadow will really bring out the fire in your demon glare!"

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Hopefully makeover!Ruby would be able to convince Sam to get a haircut...

Have you been spoiled for next week's ep? Looks like it will be positively slashtastic.