Not even the Reader's Digest Guide to the Wannsee Conference As Seen Through Alien-Tech Contact Lenses?

As for Torchwood characters doing things, umm, yeah. Although Jack did get to yell "Torchwood!" and waste a lot of ammo on a bulletproof tank. Pity they didn't think to offer them dark chocolate instead.

RTD should really err on the side of crack; it's a much stronger suit than Srs Bznss for him.