I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

[fictional]

via rm: I found this delightful piece of nausea inducing vitriol from the mouth of author, John C. Wright. It's one of the most offensive things I've ever read. More so even than Orson Scott Card, which is saying something.

It's also really charming to see names I recognize from various fandoms (Star Wars being a particular offender) agreeing with this crap. I knew these folk wrote het, but I didn't realize it was from hate as opposed to "I just happen to ship this."

faris_nallaneen: we were eying some of his books the other day in B&N. I think we can safely say avoid, yes?

If you too wish to express dismay with the power of your pocketbook, here's a list of all his works.

Comments

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Also, Micky and Minnie are totally my ideal of romantic sensuality.
*headdesk*

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

I know! They are a Sacred Marriage, they are.

DUDE. ~one of these thing is not like the other. lalala~

[sykii.livejournal.com]

"And on the far wall of the palace complex, you'll see a traditional rendition of the hieros gamos, complete with puffy white gloves and semi-anthropomorphic dog attendants. The Goddess is identifiable by her polka-dot bow, while her youthful consort, his virile blood soon to fertilize the lap of the Mother Goddess, is dressed in the ceremonial red shorts with giant white buttons."

SRSLY. WAT.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Also, I have a theory that you can tell how much someone hates sex by how often they use the word "crotch."

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

dude, I fell off my chair. Ow. laughing so hard it's difficult to type.

I love you.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

One endeavors to give satisfaction, Sir.
Also, shouldn't you have a seatbelt for that thing by now?

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Yes, and something to keep my spleen in. Alas. The healthcare system will not subsidize.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

You do have rather an antic spleen. Perhaps we can rig something up with duct tape and turquoise fringe?

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

I think Antic Spleen should be the name of our band. Or possibly a blog. I will play the tambourine.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

You can also play the triangle and the whip-crack-noise-thing that Luke played.
Can our first album be called Indifferent Gonad? Please?

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[askeladden.livejournal.com]

You win the whole goddamn galaxy and a bag of BBQ Fritos.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Narsty. Yet delicious!