last call for gdl @ dragon*con

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And from the last TW panel at dragon*con, we give you the final installment in 160 characters or less from Atlanta. As you'll discover, GDL and Barrowman text message each other too... and how.


rach: in position for liveblog 3?
kali: ready and waiting. sir. *g*
rach: you are so awesome.
kali: i know
rach: gdl clearly hungover. clinging to redbull. funny thing about signed book in charity auction.
kali: i hear he thinks the welsh invented vodka redbulls. nothing like hair of the dog.
rach: marsters introduced gdl to smallville cast.
kali: and the rps crossovers take on new heights.
rach: lewis seems overwhelmed again by fan enthusiasm.
rach: gdl says ianto should take trek in andes. says making ianto's lines funny is a responsibility.
kali: himalayas not enough for him, eh?
rach: says it's hard to act as well as set is built. says 'what?!' when dino is mentioned as not real.
kali: yeah! you defend myfanwy, gareth!
rach: more about music and sex and wales and anarchy.
kali: that's an album title right there.
rach: talks about recording audio books naked. likes lovecraft. says he's a fan and always has been.
kali: and my heart explodes.
rach: asked about how play he wrote about effects of alcohol has manifested this weekend. talks about writing play and not talking down to kids.
rach: play includes a gangrape and a car crash. he's very smart and eloquent about it.
kali: i think i've read that fic ;-)
rach: room cracks up as he announces barrowman is actually gay. now talking about naoko mori's birthmark.
rach: says he's not wearing underpants.
kali: !!!
rach: adam comes up again!
kali: okay he's more obsessed with that episode than we are, and that's saying something.
rach: talking about favorite show director is the context.
kali: he likes the ones that let his kink out!
rach: says show is designed to go on for as long as show has audience. figures there will be a fourth season and then some.
kali: and i just punched the air.
rach: says rtd writes for himself and fuck everyone else.
kali: and fuck you rusty haters, and the horse you rode in on, which btw he owns.
rach: gdl fanboys gary oldman. host suggests him as a guest star. gdl says he just creamed his knickers. has a thing for scarlet johanneson.
kali: you and me both, gareth honey. although, i thought you weren't wearing any? *disappointed*
rach: he just said 'i love you, sweetheart' in welsh at the request of a fic writer or reader or something. [and i assume audience divides into: oh, god - please don't bring up fic/ oh god, awesome! / oh god, but all those fics with ianto speaking welsh are terrible!. apparently he sounds lovely though.]
kali: and good luck transcribing that spelling, anonymous fic writer.
rach: talks about reading from cue cards for website stuff and how it sucks
rach: currently is reading a million little pieces and midnight's children
kali: okay i thought i was in love before...
rach: talks about the dentist scene in million little pieces and how the pain is described. is intense.
rach: kink question. stammering.
kali: *giggle*
rach: now he is singing songs from labyrinth.
kali: i think you should kidnap him and bring him home for me to play with. seriously.
rach: says no when people ask him to do american accent
rach: says ianto is less of a tart and a whore than jack. says ianto probably deserves some variety.
kali: give him time ;-) and i'm sure fic writers will be happy to provide.
rach: says i know a place in london called angels, but it's not a costume place. this in reference to something lewis said.
rach: says he wants there to be world crossovers with who. talks about shooting daleks again.
kali: aww ianto wants to play with the doctor!
rach: says you have to walk through tardis to get to hub
kali: oh the possibilities. now my head is exploding.
rach: talking about undead owen. now on about trent again. asked how he would cast team in sweeney todd.
rach: barrowman would direct. says eve myles NOT himself would be mrs lovett.
kali: who would he be?
rach: sweeney
kali: now there's an au...
rach: talks again about how content is not being toned down
kali: i love his little, 'okay could fandom pls calm the fuck down kthxbai' moments
rach: says he first wanted to act at age five. wanted to be a vampire. watching dracula with his brother drinking cider as a child.
kali: and we're back to kink. lol.
rach: says beautiful things about academic interest in torchwood and depth of show themes and how proud he is of show.
kali: and i'm not tearing up at all. nope. not me.
rach: says he admires ianto's stoicism. says he's a panicker himself.
rach: will explain kink thing later. talking about musical episode now. [someone asks about bdsm in jack/ianto relationship; gdl obviously has trouble understanding american accents, the same way americans have trouble with brit ones; doesn't understand (or pretends not to); questioner chickens out; gdl left with nothing but some blushing & stammering. ha!]
kali: maybe he can rap on it.
rach: just dissed on star trek. now he is making up slash for trek and reciting it. amazing kirk imitation.
kali: !!! how am i not there??? how???
rach: says fragments confirmed his sense of how the jack/ianto thing progresses. says ianto was into jack right off and that thing was why ianto survived that mess.
kali: he is just handing out the valentines now, isn't he?
rach: talks about texting with barrowman pics of each other's cocks while the other was filming to screw [!!!] them up on set. with messages about 'you're my bitch now.'
rach: says barrowman will kill him for divulging this.
kali: okay have no words. kali has left the building.
kali: did riot of gdl/jb shippers descend like flock of rabid piranhas?
rach: calling now.

Comments

[jbs-teeth.livejournal.com]

These are so entertaining while I am INCREDIBLY hung over.

I am sort of with you on that I kinda wish I were there thing, but I'm also glad I am not because how embarrassing would all that fangirl stuff be? I cringe from hundreds of miles away.

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Glad they served some purpose. ;-) I was at a birthday party yesterday after posting this, and spent most of today incredibly hungover as well. There was no reading though. I mostly just kept covers over my head.

Yeah. Lots of cringing. I think I miss book fandoms in which the ppl were all fictional. I understand fanpersoning fictional people. Actors are another kettle of fish. [says she who just put a john barrowman calendar on her amazon wishlist.] Gah. I mean. I like the pretty, and I find them v. amusing. But no ambition to be a starfucker, you know? On the other hand, they are awfully entertaining...lather, rinse, repeat.

[deborahw37.livejournal.com]

Thank you

Thats's hilarious

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

*g* Our pleasure. It was fun!

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

God, he really is too good to be true. Barrowman was grown in a vat by fangirls, but gdl was grown in a dirty vat.

Never would I have been so perverse as to think of anything like texting pictures of one's cock. (Husband is doubtful. Husband thinks he made it up to impress fangirls.)

The idea of anyone recording audio books of Lovecraft whilst naked frightens me.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

I spoke to a cop a few weeks ago who said his partner does this to him whenever he's on duty somewhere else, doing something important (like sitting in a meeting). Trufax. Men.

The thought of GDL and JB doing this to each other fills me with obscene amounts of fangirly joy. *flails*

[mwrgana.livejournal.com]

Barrowman was grown in a vat by fangirls, but gdl was grown in a dirty vat.
*HOWLS* Thank you for that!!

May I use it for an icon, please?

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Yes, if I can have the icon!

[mwrgana.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I shall start working on it soon!

[mwrgana.livejournal.com]

I should have added that icon-making isn't my greatest skill. I REALLY need to have a go at an animated one to get the best out of this but for what it's worth...

[mwrgana.livejournal.com]

Okay *restrains squeals* I've made an animated iocn! My first one!!!

*Wheeeee* sorry, that one got away from me.

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

God, he really is too good to be true. Barrowman was grown in a vat by fangirls, but gdl was grown in a dirty vat.

I think I love you.

Never would I have been so perverse as to think of anything like texting pictures of one's cock. (Husband is doubtful. Husband thinks he made it up to impress fangirls.)

But he does it so well! *g* If it ain't true, well, it ought to be.

The idea of anyone recording audio books of Lovecraft whilst naked frightens me.

Yeah. One can just imagine him being mesmerized by his...tentacle.

Was that my out loud voice?

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

That's OK, this is my laugh-out-loud voice! XD XD XD

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Oh, feel free to love me. XD

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

Brilliant :) That con sounds fantastic.


Nicole

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yeah, when I heard all this - trek slash especially, I really wished I'd been there. Maybe next year!

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for posting this for those of us who ain't there!

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Our pleasure =) Glad you enjoyed it.

[electro-club.livejournal.com]

I already read a report from this panel in other LJ, but reading it again makes me laugh just as much as the first time. OHMYGOD! Lol! Huahauahauahaau xD I so have to marry this guy.

Your Monday Morning Unhelpful Advice.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Marry his girlfriend first, it's logistically simpler.

Re: Your Monday Morning Unhelpful Advice.

[(Anonymous)]

You do realize it was a joke, right? I don't seriously want to marry him.

You do realize it was a joke, right?

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Of course, hence my lack of helpfulness.;)

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

*g* He is kind of made of win, isn't he? It will be hard to watch S3 without thinking of the text message penis!

Ianto's stoicism

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

He can look a Dalek in the muzzle and keep on firing. I don't know where you find that, you just have to have it.

Re: Ianto's stoicism

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Also can put up with rest of Torchwood team. Less flashy perhaps, but I really admire the day-to-day grind.

Re: Ianto's stoicism

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

That's stoical!

amazing kirk imitation.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Which Kirk did he do?
The. One. Where. Every. Single. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence?
Or. The One. Where. Kirk. Searches. For. His thought. Finds it, andrushesthroughtotheend?

[mhorrighan.livejournal.com]

You just cracked me up.

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Thank you =)

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

Loved all this... the only thing better than being there...

...hearing smart people talk about it!

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

I dunno if it's better, but it certainly helped ease the pangs of envy for me! Thank you =) So glad you liked it.

OT Happy birthday!

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Compliments of the day, and many happy returns!