I've seen a variant on ham wallet-spam purse. I have no idea how the writer of either came up with them and I don't want to know. The continued comparison of a woman's vagina to meat products does bother me, however.
If you're not aware of it, there's a lovely LJ called Weeping Cock, on which people post truly hideous porn (some fanfic, some actual published literature). It varies between hilarious and DO NOT WANT, on a regular basis.There's where I saw spam purse. And first stumbled across the infamous 'the velvet sheathed sword that proclaimed him male.'
It's best approached with a a sense of humor and a large bottle of brain bleach, but trust me, I've seen waaay worse things than 'ham wallet' posted there.
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Date: 2009-04-22 12:18 am (UTC)If you're not aware of it, there's a lovely LJ called Weeping Cock, on which people post truly hideous porn (some fanfic, some actual published literature). It varies between hilarious and DO NOT WANT, on a regular basis.There's where I saw spam purse. And first stumbled across the infamous 'the velvet sheathed sword that proclaimed him male.'
It's best approached with a a sense of humor and a large bottle of brain bleach, but trust me, I've seen waaay worse things than 'ham wallet' posted there.