freak alert

you know, i really do sleep with my eyes open.
it wasn't just something silly that a certain someone who shall remain nameless *cough cough* told me to freak me out.

last night i had some terribly weird dreams about a class that was doing two books, High Fidelity and Little House on the Prairie. They were floating in front of me, as the prof. lectured. and what did i find when i woke up, boys and girls?
there was this enormous stack of books on my bedside table, and i think you can guess which two books were sitting in the middle of it. the only ones with their spines pointing to me.

weird. i can read in my sleep.
i wonder if i can utilize this in my life somehow.

does anyone else do this?
some silly fantasy i was reading a while back said that only wizards sleep with their eyes open.
hmmm....