last call for gdl @ dragon*con

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And from the last TW panel at dragon*con, we give you the final installment in 160 characters or less from Atlanta. As you'll discover, GDL and Barrowman text message each other too... and how.


rach: in position for liveblog 3?
kali: ready and waiting. sir. *g*
rach: you are so awesome.
kali: i know
rach: gdl clearly hungover. clinging to redbull. funny thing about signed book in charity auction.
kali: i hear he thinks the welsh invented vodka redbulls. nothing like hair of the dog.
rach: marsters introduced gdl to smallville cast.
kali: and the rps crossovers take on new heights.
rach: lewis seems overwhelmed again by fan enthusiasm.
rach: gdl says ianto should take trek in andes. says making ianto's lines funny is a responsibility.
kali: himalayas not enough for him, eh?
rach: says it's hard to act as well as set is built. says 'what?!' when dino is mentioned as not real.
kali: yeah! you defend myfanwy, gareth!
rach: more about music and sex and wales and anarchy.
kali: that's an album title right there.
rach: talks about recording audio books naked. likes lovecraft. says he's a fan and always has been.
kali: and my heart explodes.
rach: asked about how play he wrote about effects of alcohol has manifested this weekend. talks about writing play and not talking down to kids.
rach: play includes a gangrape and a car crash. he's very smart and eloquent about it.
kali: i think i've read that fic ;-)
rach: room cracks up as he announces barrowman is actually gay. now talking about naoko mori's birthmark.
rach: says he's not wearing underpants.
kali: !!!
rach: adam comes up again!
kali: okay he's more obsessed with that episode than we are, and that's saying something.
rach: talking about favorite show director is the context.
kali: he likes the ones that let his kink out!
rach: says show is designed to go on for as long as show has audience. figures there will be a fourth season and then some.
kali: and i just punched the air.
rach: says rtd writes for himself and fuck everyone else.
kali: and fuck you rusty haters, and the horse you rode in on, which btw he owns.
rach: gdl fanboys gary oldman. host suggests him as a guest star. gdl says he just creamed his knickers. has a thing for scarlet johanneson.
kali: you and me both, gareth honey. although, i thought you weren't wearing any? *disappointed*
rach: he just said 'i love you, sweetheart' in welsh at the request of a fic writer or reader or something. [and i assume audience divides into: oh, god - please don't bring up fic/ oh god, awesome! / oh god, but all those fics with ianto speaking welsh are terrible!. apparently he sounds lovely though.]
kali: and good luck transcribing that spelling, anonymous fic writer.
rach: talks about reading from cue cards for website stuff and how it sucks
rach: currently is reading a million little pieces and midnight's children
kali: okay i thought i was in love before...
rach: talks about the dentist scene in million little pieces and how the pain is described. is intense.
rach: kink question. stammering.
kali: *giggle*
rach: now he is singing songs from labyrinth.
kali: i think you should kidnap him and bring him home for me to play with. seriously.
rach: says no when people ask him to do american accent
rach: says ianto is less of a tart and a whore than jack. says ianto probably deserves some variety.
kali: give him time ;-) and i'm sure fic writers will be happy to provide.
rach: says i know a place in london called angels, but it's not a costume place. this in reference to something lewis said.
rach: says he wants there to be world crossovers with who. talks about shooting daleks again.
kali: aww ianto wants to play with the doctor!
rach: says you have to walk through tardis to get to hub
kali: oh the possibilities. now my head is exploding.
rach: talking about undead owen. now on about trent again. asked how he would cast team in sweeney todd.
rach: barrowman would direct. says eve myles NOT himself would be mrs lovett.
kali: who would he be?
rach: sweeney
kali: now there's an au...
rach: talks again about how content is not being toned down
kali: i love his little, 'okay could fandom pls calm the fuck down kthxbai' moments
rach: says he first wanted to act at age five. wanted to be a vampire. watching dracula with his brother drinking cider as a child.
kali: and we're back to kink. lol.
rach: says beautiful things about academic interest in torchwood and depth of show themes and how proud he is of show.
kali: and i'm not tearing up at all. nope. not me.
rach: says he admires ianto's stoicism. says he's a panicker himself.
rach: will explain kink thing later. talking about musical episode now. [someone asks about bdsm in jack/ianto relationship; gdl obviously has trouble understanding american accents, the same way americans have trouble with brit ones; doesn't understand (or pretends not to); questioner chickens out; gdl left with nothing but some blushing & stammering. ha!]
kali: maybe he can rap on it.
rach: just dissed on star trek. now he is making up slash for trek and reciting it. amazing kirk imitation.
kali: !!! how am i not there??? how???
rach: says fragments confirmed his sense of how the jack/ianto thing progresses. says ianto was into jack right off and that thing was why ianto survived that mess.
kali: he is just handing out the valentines now, isn't he?
rach: talks about texting with barrowman pics of each other's cocks while the other was filming to screw [!!!] them up on set. with messages about 'you're my bitch now.'
rach: says barrowman will kill him for divulging this.
kali: okay have no words. kali has left the building.
kali: did riot of gdl/jb shippers descend like flock of rabid piranhas?
rach: calling now.