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kali ([personal profile] fictional) wrote2009-07-03 04:25 pm

conspiracy theories

So... courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] faris_nallaneen, I see that Sarah Palin has resigned??? I can see four possibilities, all of which are bad.

Possibility 1: Lots (okay, two. But still) of top Alaskan health officials resigned recently. Is Alaska about to experience some form of plague that will eventually take over the planet? Is swine flu really polar bear flu? (Plague = bad. ETA: At least it's an island. SON OF ETA: Er...No. I am just terminally stupid. And I know no geography. Hey, I'm from New York! Cut me some slack.)

Possibility 2: Some horrible sex/drugs/embezzlement scandal about to surface, and Palin thinks she will preemptively kill the story by resigning now. (If this works = MIGHT BE REALLY BAD, because we'll never hear what happened! Inquiring minds want to know!)

Possibility 3: THERE IS NO PLAN and her dipshittery just finally escaped all bonds. (If this is true, we'll never find out if it was really 1 or 2 = definitely really bad.)

Possibility 4: This is the beginning of what Fox News seems to think will be an unfettered run at the presidency - in which case, world: watch out. Swine flu may be as nothing compared to this.

Okay, I'm going back to this &*%$%#@ chapter now. Once it is done, perhaps I can come back to TRULY IMPORTANT STUFF like fic writing/reading, these radio plays that everyone is so excited for and NEW TORCHWOOD. Also talking to real live people. I miss you guys! Yay! And a review of the spectacular Coraline: the Musical.

I was really hoping I could retire this icon. Alas.

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I predict: FOX NEWS JOB. Hannity and Palin or something equally hurl-inducing. Or her own morning show!

I've been predicting this for a while, though.

OMG. I just noticed your lulzy icon! :D

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Imagine her circling the tables at media press dinners, glaring daggers at Katie Couric. I think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man.

See, she does have that local sports broadcasting background... "The East High Timberlakes bit the hell out of the Valley Snow Cougars! Damn, I said hell. Sorry. I said damn. Oops. Check out my legs!"

OH. Wait. They're going to give her her own talk show, aren't they? I would bet cash monies on this.

My turn to hurl!

[identity profile] ladypeculiar.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
This was my thought . . . it will be like Hardball only starring Palin and Joe the Plumber.

*shudder*

Generally, I think this has a lot more to do with her book deal and the fact that she can make a lot more money milking her "celebrity" if she's not tied down with pesky little things like governmental responsibilities than anything else . . . if there's a concrete reason for this other than making millions on the lecture circuit I'll be quite surprised.

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaand I just saw this:

http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-update-indictment-pending.html

Something as stupid as a preferential contract?

I would LOL. Pretty hard.

[identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but are these the same federal prosecutors who handled the Ted Stevens case so brilliantly? *cough*

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
*cries*
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[personal profile] contrarywise 2009-07-04 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, a possible indictment! Looks like #2 wins, or at least comes closest.

I'm LOLing already!

P.S. *waves to Kali* In case you haven't been following the administrative and other changes with my LJ, I used to be resourceress. Ping me if you want more details.

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
it will be like Hardball only starring Palin and Joe the Plumber.

I will have nightmares for days. you betcha.
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[identity profile] kahtyasofia.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Much as I hate to say it, I think #4 is right.

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
SAVE US.

[identity profile] askeladden.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Alaska... is an island?

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, i'm insane. ;-)

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And by insane, I mean ignorant.

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, IT SHOULD BE. *ahem*

[identity profile] askeladden.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, it's usually shown that way on maps. Makes sense to me.

Anyway, I think if it's number four it will backfire horribly if there's any justice in this world. "Executive experience" my blue patootie.

[identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
this is what happens when my head is all torchwood
i'm like... news? what's that?

also, i have a hard time understanding how this woman can even walk let alone run for office

[identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's because the news is EVEN MORE INSANE THAN TORCHWOOD.

[identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't think that was possible and yet it is true!

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
You know it.

[identity profile] eprin.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
i don't really get into politics, but personally i think she was dropped on her head as a baby.

[identity profile] kalichan.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A distinct possibility!