conspiracy theories
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faris_nallaneen, I see that Sarah Palin has resigned??? I can see four possibilities, all of which are bad.
Possibility 1: Lots (okay, two. But still) of top Alaskan health officials resigned recently. Is Alaska about to experience some form of plague that will eventually take over the planet? Is swine flu really polar bear flu? (Plague = bad. ETA:At least it's an island. SON OF ETA: Er...No. I am just terminally stupid. And I know no geography. Hey, I'm from New York! Cut me some slack.)
Possibility 2: Some horrible sex/drugs/embezzlement scandal about to surface, and Palin thinks she will preemptively kill the story by resigning now. (If this works = MIGHT BE REALLY BAD, because we'll never hear what happened! Inquiring minds want to know!)
Possibility 3: THERE IS NO PLAN and her dipshittery just finally escaped all bonds. (If this is true, we'll never find out if it was really 1 or 2 = definitely really bad.)
Possibility 4: This is the beginning of what Fox News seems to think will be an unfettered run at the presidency - in which case, world: watch out. Swine flu may be as nothing compared to this.
Okay, I'm going back to this &*%$%#@ chapter now. Once it is done, perhaps I can come back to TRULY IMPORTANT STUFF like fic writing/reading, these radio plays that everyone is so excited for and NEW TORCHWOOD. Also talking to real live people. I miss you guys! Yay! And a review of the spectacular Coraline: the Musical.
I was really hoping I could retire this icon. Alas.
faris_nallaneen, I see that Sarah Palin has resigned??? I can see four possibilities, all of which are bad.Possibility 1: Lots (okay, two. But still) of top Alaskan health officials resigned recently. Is Alaska about to experience some form of plague that will eventually take over the planet? Is swine flu really polar bear flu? (Plague = bad. ETA:
Possibility 2: Some horrible sex/drugs/embezzlement scandal about to surface, and Palin thinks she will preemptively kill the story by resigning now. (If this works = MIGHT BE REALLY BAD, because we'll never hear what happened! Inquiring minds want to know!)
Possibility 3: THERE IS NO PLAN and her dipshittery just finally escaped all bonds. (If this is true, we'll never find out if it was really 1 or 2 = definitely really bad.)
Possibility 4: This is the beginning of what Fox News seems to think will be an unfettered run at the presidency - in which case, world: watch out. Swine flu may be as nothing compared to this.
Okay, I'm going back to this &*%$%#@ chapter now. Once it is done, perhaps I can come back to TRULY IMPORTANT STUFF like fic writing/reading, these radio plays that everyone is so excited for and NEW TORCHWOOD. Also talking to real live people. I miss you guys! Yay! And a review of the spectacular Coraline: the Musical.
I was really hoping I could retire this icon. Alas.
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Date: 2009-07-03 08:44 pm (UTC)I've been predicting this for a while, though.
OMG. I just noticed your lulzy icon! :D
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Date: 2009-07-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-03 11:18 pm (UTC)See, she does have that local sports broadcasting background... "The East High Timberlakes bit the hell out of the Valley Snow Cougars! Damn, I said hell. Sorry. I said damn. Oops. Check out my legs!"
OH. Wait. They're going to give her her own talk show, aren't they? I would bet cash monies on this.
My turn to hurl!
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Date: 2009-07-04 03:14 am (UTC)*shudder*
Generally, I think this has a lot more to do with her book deal and the fact that she can make a lot more money milking her "celebrity" if she's not tied down with pesky little things like governmental responsibilities than anything else . . . if there's a concrete reason for this other than making millions on the lecture circuit I'll be quite surprised.
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Date: 2009-07-04 03:25 am (UTC)http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-update-indictment-pending.html
Something as stupid as a preferential contract?
I would LOL. Pretty hard.
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Date: 2009-07-04 08:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-07-04 03:26 pm (UTC)I'm LOLing already!
P.S. *waves to Kali* In case you haven't been following the administrative and other changes with my LJ, I used to be resourceress. Ping me if you want more details.
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Date: 2009-07-04 09:36 am (UTC)I will have nightmares for days. you betcha.
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Date: 2009-07-03 10:02 pm (UTC)Anyway, I think if it's number four it will backfire horribly if there's any justice in this world. "Executive experience" my blue patootie.
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Date: 2009-07-03 11:01 pm (UTC)i'm like... news? what's that?
also, i have a hard time understanding how this woman can even walk let alone run for office
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