kali

"And on the far wall of the palace complex, you'll see a traditional rendition of the hieros gamos, complete with puffy white gloves and semi-anthropomorphic dog attendants. The Goddess is identifiable by her polka-dot bow, while her youthful consort, his virile blood soon to fertilize the lap of the Mother Goddess, is dressed in the ceremonial red shorts with giant white buttons."

SRSLY. WAT.