Project Asshat
Mar. 8th, 2006 11:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fictionalWE ARE DONE WITH TELEVISION.
WE ARE DONE WITH AWARDS SHOWS.
First, the Oscars, now this.
Project Runway? More like Project No-Taste.
NO FUCKING TASTE.
To Heidi, Michael, Nina, and ESPECIALLY Debra Messing-
We hope that you wake up to Daniel V. and Santino taking a dump on your face.
It's a crude thing to say, but it's about what they deserve for rewarding that lackluster, uninspired, SHINY AS FUCK New Jersey matronly FUCSHIA ugly ugly...(wait, did I mention it was UGLY) excuse for a collection.
We are angry. Chloe sucks. And what was that "this is my immaculate conception" collection bullshit? It's nice to know God talks to crappy patternmakers as well as criminal presidents.
FUCK.
-Kali & Edie
P.S. Sincere apologies to those who are lucky enough to be on both our friends' lists, but really, it's enough rage for two. Really. Fuck.
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Project CrashBrokeWay
Date: 2006-03-11 03:49 am (UTC)Chloe's designs were more consistently high quality than those of any other contestant. Yeah, I thought her final collection was a little odd, and I don't know if it should have won over the other two, but Chloe does not suck.
Also, Crash was a good movie. So was Brokeback Mountain. Should one or the other have won "Best Picture?" I don't know. Of the four nominees that I saw (still haven't seen Munich), I probably would have bestowed the ultimately meaningless honor on Good Night and Good Luck.
Why must people fight about such things? Can't we just take a breath, have a little faith in the opinions of others, and channel our energy into a unified hatred of Miranda July's You and Me and Everyone We Know?
Kidding. Kidding!