Project Asshat

[fictional]

WE ARE DONE WITH TELEVISION.

WE ARE DONE WITH AWARDS SHOWS.

First, the Oscars, now this.

Project Runway? More like Project No-Taste.

NO FUCKING TASTE.

To Heidi, Michael, Nina, and ESPECIALLY Debra Messing-

We hope that you wake up to Daniel V. and Santino taking a dump on your face.

It's a crude thing to say, but it's about what they deserve for rewarding that lackluster, uninspired, SHINY AS FUCK New Jersey matronly FUCSHIA ugly ugly...(wait, did I mention it was UGLY) excuse for a collection.

We are angry. Chloe sucks. And what was that "this is my immaculate conception" collection bullshit? It's nice to know God talks to crappy patternmakers as well as criminal presidents.

FUCK.

-Kali & Edie

P.S. Sincere apologies to those who are lucky enough to be on both our friends' lists, but really, it's enough rage for two. Really. Fuck.

Comments

[guinness-duck.livejournal.com]

I love you both.

[rm.livejournal.com]

There were 3 Chloe pieces I liked. Which meant 1 or 2 that didn't annoy me, and another 8 that offended me. I never expected her collection to be the Wendy Pepper Home Shopping Network Special.

[haplily.livejournal.com]

Yeah, in my PR party we had, we were sad when Santino got kicked off, but happy because we knew it meant Daniel would have to win.

Wait, WAIT?!?!?!??!?!!!?!?!?

UHGHGHGHGHHGGH!!

So angry. Chloe was totally the stalest person on the show.

Project CrashBrokeWay

[kayjaywhy.livejournal.com]

Boo to both of you.

Chloe's designs were more consistently high quality than those of any other contestant. Yeah, I thought her final collection was a little odd, and I don't know if it should have won over the other two, but Chloe does not suck.

Also, Crash was a good movie. So was Brokeback Mountain. Should one or the other have won "Best Picture?" I don't know. Of the four nominees that I saw (still haven't seen Munich), I probably would have bestowed the ultimately meaningless honor on Good Night and Good Luck.

Why must people fight about such things? Can't we just take a breath, have a little faith in the opinions of others, and channel our energy into a unified hatred of Miranda July's You and Me and Everyone We Know?

Kidding. Kidding!

[sevencentpayday.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I think I must have ranted for hours