Project Asshat

[fictional]

WE ARE DONE WITH TELEVISION.

WE ARE DONE WITH AWARDS SHOWS.

First, the Oscars, now this.

Project Runway? More like Project No-Taste.

NO FUCKING TASTE.

To Heidi, Michael, Nina, and ESPECIALLY Debra Messing-

We hope that you wake up to Daniel V. and Santino taking a dump on your face.

It's a crude thing to say, but it's about what they deserve for rewarding that lackluster, uninspired, SHINY AS FUCK New Jersey matronly FUCSHIA ugly ugly...(wait, did I mention it was UGLY) excuse for a collection.

We are angry. Chloe sucks. And what was that "this is my immaculate conception" collection bullshit? It's nice to know God talks to crappy patternmakers as well as criminal presidents.

FUCK.

-Kali & Edie

P.S. Sincere apologies to those who are lucky enough to be on both our friends' lists, but really, it's enough rage for two. Really. Fuck.

Comments

[sevencentpayday.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I think I must have ranted for hours