A New Low

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One of our students has now claimed that they were kidnapped and held captive by their boyfriend and this is why they have not been attending class.

!!!

This was the information provided after an email sent to them, informing them that they had been absent for about ten days and were in danger of repeating the course.

Question: Did their boyfriend allow them to come to the keyboard just to respond to this query?

I weep for humanity.

I also wonder if this job is making me unduly cynical. But seriously. Kidnapped???

Comments

[magnetgirl.livejournal.com]

Ah, Rach beat me to the advice punch.

I don't know why you. But I think you have a serious book deal out of your experiences upon leaving.

LOVE YOU!