So if I were a dude... please advise

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Hi guys! So. Some of you may have seen rm's recent post. Just in theory, if I were in need of a male pseudonym - what should it be?

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[rm.livejournal.com]

This is where our friendslist asks "meme or evil plan"?

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

They know us right? I'm guessing they bet on evil plan.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

Using the strategy I used in the other post:

Alex Black.

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

it's a good strategy =) You're not alone on the Alex front, it seems.

[askeladden.livejournal.com]

The problem is: if you actually do publish a wildly successful pornographic epic, we'll all know it was you. The truth will out!

(That's why I'm totally not telling anyone my male nom de spooge. Just, you know, in case.)

[rm.livejournal.com]

This isn't about discretion. It's about marketing.

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

okay, nom de spooge = best thing ever.

[miep.livejournal.com]

Treynor Sith
Karsten Gopal
Jedediah Diamond

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

D. votes for Jedediah Diamond. That's pretty diabolically awesome.

[faris-nallaneen.livejournal.com]

Damien Rudyard

Skjall Herron

Marino Vercruz

Raj Wolcott

Alexei Klaub

Sebastian Luke

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

Raj Wolcott?

I like Sebastian. And Luke! But it's the two first names issue.

Also, where did you get Skjall???

[chimosa.livejournal.com]

Guy McAwesome

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

okay, you for the win!

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Chester Vanderbilt, twin brother of Dexter.

[electro-club.livejournal.com]

José Vera Cruz de la Roya Cardinal.


If I were to chose a male pseudonym to myself, I would so be called something like... Julio Cruz dos Santos. Or Juan Pablo de las Calderas.

Spanish-like names are the coolest ones to trick people. Lol.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Edmund Starblanket.