st. kali's epistles to the corporatians
Sep. 26th, 2002 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fictionalDear People Who Do Dodge's Advertising:
If your aim was to ensure that women never buy another Dodge, you've succeeded admirably. Commercials that show women perfuming themselves with engine oil to seduce race car drivers, and commercials that show hosts of women, left forlorn in passenger seats in "Lover's Lane" while groups of all-male drivers huddle under the hood of a car examining the engine? This is not 1955, people. Thank you.
No Love,
Kali
Dear Snapple,
The chemical makeup of water needs to include hydrogen. Not the element "snap" whatever that might be. I suspect it is radioactive, and as such, do not wish to put any in my system. Please stick to beverages that are commonly accepted as fake like "fruit" juices and "tea". What's next? SnapAir? Made from the best stuff in the atmosphere? No. Just No. I'll stick to the tap and the brita filter, thank you so very much.
No Love,
Kali
P.S. Gatorade, this means you too.
If your aim was to ensure that women never buy another Dodge, you've succeeded admirably. Commercials that show women perfuming themselves with engine oil to seduce race car drivers, and commercials that show hosts of women, left forlorn in passenger seats in "Lover's Lane" while groups of all-male drivers huddle under the hood of a car examining the engine? This is not 1955, people. Thank you.
No Love,
Kali
Dear Snapple,
The chemical makeup of water needs to include hydrogen. Not the element "snap" whatever that might be. I suspect it is radioactive, and as such, do not wish to put any in my system. Please stick to beverages that are commonly accepted as fake like "fruit" juices and "tea". What's next? SnapAir? Made from the best stuff in the atmosphere? No. Just No. I'll stick to the tap and the brita filter, thank you so very much.
No Love,
Kali
P.S. Gatorade, this means you too.