i'm the biggest idiot in the world.

[fictional]

i just read that donald rumsfeld resigned.
on salon. and i believed it.
did a happy jig dance and told people.

then after telling my friend eve, she gently pointed out the "opinion/satire" heading.

if i was white i would be the darkest shade of red ever.
i think you could fry eggs on my face, it's so embarrassed.

i think i will now hide in a bucket and maybe not come out. ever.

Comments

[guinness-duck.livejournal.com]

Your reaction was just a test of the emergency he's resigned system. If this were an actual resignation your local news media outlet would provide you with appropriate celebratory plans. This is only a test.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality already in progress.

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

miss you.